The ANTecdote
One Job, One Reason: Spring Planting
by Sarah Kmon Red Ants Pants are great for spring planting because: They have a contoured waistline, which means that when you are bent over, circulation to your torso remains intact but no-one is traumatized-for-life by the site of your plumber’s crack/builder’s bum/whateveryouwanttocallit. It’s a win-win situation.
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One Job, One Reason: Hauling Wood into the House
In the winter, in Montana, everyone (hopefully) has a massive stack of wood outside their house and a small stack inside. We have a big wood box inside. The wood box needs to be replenished every three or four days. Red Ants Pants are great for doing this is because you can brace yourself against the pile with your knees, as you load your arms. You don’t get splinters, nor do the pants rip. Hauling wood is that much more enjoyable. All because you are wearing Red Ants Pants.
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One Job, One Reason: Feeding Cows
by Sarah Kmon WARNING: If you look at this post too long, it will make your eyes spin and your right leg hurt. Red Ants Pants are an awesome workpant for feeding cows because… the gusseted crotch in the pants makes it really easy to climb in and out of the tractor. Simple. Bonus corney joke: Geese and ducks fly in a V right? Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other? Because there’s more geese on that side. Hah!
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